Pat Donohue, Richard Dworsky, Guy's All-Star Shoe Band, Garrison Keillor, Arnie Kinsella, Fred Newman, Ron Padgett, Brad Paisley, Jean Redpath, Tim Russell, Sue Scott, Andy Stein, Kimberly Williams-Paisley.
It's Only A Cyber Moon ( Garrison Keillor ) Caterpillar Cakewalk ( Brad Paisley , Guy's All-Star Shoe Band ) April Come She Will ( Garrison Keillor , Pat Donohue , Guy's All-Star Shoe Band ) If You Could Wait a Moment Longer ( Jean Redpath , Richard Dworsky ) Mally Lee ( Jean Redpath ) You Blew Me Away ( Brad Paisley , Richard Dworsky ) I'm Still a Guy ( Brad Paisley ) Waitin' On A Woman ( Brad Paisley ) Somebody stole my gal (Guy's All-Star Shoe Band ) Cruisin' Downtown ( Brad Paisley , Guy's All-Star Shoe Band ) Say You Love Me Sadie (Guy's All-Star Shoe Band ) Ode de Toilet ( Brad Paisley ) Letter to Me ( Brad Paisley ) The Old Woman ( Jean Redpath ) Steal Away ( Jean Redpath , Garrison Keillor , Pat Donohue , Richard Dworsky ) Online ( Brad Paisley ) The Next Time I'm In Town ( Garrison Keillor , Pat Donohue , Guy's All-Star Shoe Band ) The Drink ( Ron Padgett ) Poet As A Mortal Bird ( Ron Padgett ) Haiku ( Ron Padgett ) Morning ( Ron Padgett ) Dead or Alive in Belgium ( Ron Padgett ) Words From the Front ( Ron Padgett ) Bastille Day ( Ron Padgett )
Beebopareebop Rhubarb Pie Bob's Bank Guy Noir- Private Eye Powdermilk Biscuits
GK: You're a New Yorker and you work hard all day long, so you deserve a seat on the subway (SHOVING, GRUNTING, PUSHING). But the subway is packed tight, so what can you do? You could rent a pregnancy prosthetic-- snap it around your waist under your shirt -- fake pregnancy and who's going to ask for proof -- But what if you're a man? (CANE CLICKING) You could get sunglasses and a white cane -- The blind disguise. Gets you a seat every time. But blind people get upset when they find a fake blind person and you might be attacked by seeing eye dogs (SNARLING, BLIND MAN ANGER). The foolproof solution? Exploding pants. Just squeeze the bulb and (SFX) the tube in your back pocket delivers a smell that cleans the entire subway car (STAMPEDE) -- and there you are (FN: Watch for the closing doors please.) (SPRAY) One generous spray virtually guarantees your personal access to the seat of your choice. (COUGHING, JOSTLING, AVOIDANCE) Exploding Pants. Anytime you need your personal space, just squeeze the bulb (SFX) and suddenly you're all alone.
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