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Misdemeanor Song- Never plead guilty to a misdemeanor In Minnesota You want to be sure to talk to a lawyer There oughta be one you can gota Minnesota it may be greener The women are taller and the men are leaner And it is the home of the Hormel wiener But never plead guilty to a misdemeanor If you are innocent. There was a man whose name was Larry, A pretty good man but he became very Much an object of suspicion When he reached under his partition. He tapped his foot and he did not stop He reached out and touched a cop. He may have been looking for a good time But they charged him with a crime.
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