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Today has been a lousy day Cold and windy, rainy, gray I hope it snows I hope it snows
It’s gray across the whole Midwest We’re sad and lonely and depressed I hope it snows I hope it snows
The grass is full of piles of poop The sky is gray like mushroom soup I hope it snows I hope it snows
I need some nutmeg and eggnog And also chocolate for my dog I hope it snows I hope it snows
Our hearts are filled with misery We cannot skate, we cannot ski I hope it snows I hope it snows
A brown Christmas is no fun We need precipitation I hope it snows I hope it snows
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