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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE ONION RINGS Four calling cards Three french fries Two dirty gloves And the Partridge Family CD.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six geezers playing FIVE ONION RINGS Four calling cards Three french fries Two dirty gloves And the Partridge Family CD.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven Swanson dinners Six geezers playing FIVE ONION RINGS Four calling cards Three french fries Two dirty gloves And the Partridge Family CD.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight maids a-baking Seven Swanson dinners Six geezers playing FIVE ONION RINGS Four calling cards Three french fries Two dirty gloves And the Partridge Family CD.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A twelve-minute drum break (DRUMS) Eleven plumbers piping (SFX CLANKING) Ten boring people (SFX MONOTONE) Nine ladies yawning (SFX) Eight maids a-baking (FEMALE VOICES) Seven Swanson dinners (BELCH) Six geezers playing (SFX) FIVE ONION RINGS (FIVE DINGS) Four calling cards (PHONE BEEPS) Three french fries (SQUISH) Two dirty gloves (DISGUST) And the Partridge Family CD.
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